Banta ped pe chada

Banta ped pe chada to upar baithey Bandar ne poocha: Upar kyon aaya?
Banta: Apple khane.
Bandar: Yeh to aam ka ped hai.
Banta: Pata hai, Apple saath laya hoon. :p

Important Laws Which Newton Forgot to State

Some Important Laws Which Newton Forgot to State

LAW OF QUEUE: If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now.
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LAW OF TELEPHONE: When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged one.

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LAW OF MECHANICAL REPAIR : After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.

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LAW OF THE WORKSHOP: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.

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LAW OF ENCOUNTERS: The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.

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LAW OF THE RESULT: When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will!

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Movies dialogues in chemistry language

Movies dialogues in chemistry language

*my name is bond , covalent bond

*rishte me hum tumhare allotrope lagte hai,
naam hai diamond

*P- Block se dar nai lgta sahab,
d -block se lgta hai


* ek baar jo maine bond toda,
toh mai activation energy ki bhi nai sunta

*Resonance ko neglect karna mushkil hi nai naamumkin hai

*ye electron mujhe dede carbon

* ek chutki hydrogen ki kimat tum kya jaano geoxygen babu

*and last but not the least
chemical kinetics abhi baki hai mere dost.. :p

What is BUSINESS

What is BUSINESS ?
Dad: I want u 2 marry a girl of my
choice.
Son: No
Dad: The girl is Bill Gate’s daughter.
Son: then Ok.
Dad goes o Bill Gates.
Dad: I want your daughter to marry
my son.
Bill Gates: No
Dad: My son is the CEO of the
World Bank.
Bill Gates: Than ok
Dad goes 2 the President of the
World Bank.
Dad:Appoint my son as the CEO of
your bank.
President:No
Dad:He is the son-in-law of Bill
Gates.
President: Then OK
That’s business…!!

New Age Poem of Jhonny Jhonny..

new age poem
chatting
chatting
yes papa
gal frnd setting.....?
no papa ....
telling lie.....?
no papa ..........
open ur facebook....
ha ha ha...

Life becomes celebration when

Round becomes music,
Movement becomes dance,

Smile becomes laughter &

Life becomes celebration.

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When old friend keep in touch..gm:-)

FACT of GOOGLE

FACT of GOOGLE:
50% of the people use it well.. as a search engine . .
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The other 50% of the people use it to check if their
internet is connected or not

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