A call from Delhi..

A prsn makes a call frm Delhi 2 his wife.
Servant pickd up da phone.
Aadmi: Memsab se baat karao!
Servant: Woh toh sahab k sath
kamre me so rahi hai..
Aadmi: Par sahab to main hu.
Servant: Ab main kya karu?
Aadmi: Maar de dono ko, main
hold karta hu..

After killing....

Servant: Laashon ka kya karu?
Aadmi: Ghar k piche swiming pool
mein phenk kr bhaag ja..
Servant: Par ghar k piche toh
swimming pool hai hi nahi..

Aadmi: Oh sorry, wrong number..!!

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